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Who do they get for Babe the from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham.

The teacher was furious with her son from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."

What do you get when you cross from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.

Why do pigs never recover from illness from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

What kind of tie does a pig from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !

What did the pig call a manuscript from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

What famous pig actor made a movie from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.

Why did the pig send his story from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.

What are the pigs warned to look from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.

What did the pig say when he from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."

Why wouldnt the sow let her piglets from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why wouldnt the piglets mother let her from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Why wouldnt the bird let her chicks from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

Why wont the witch let the traveling from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why wont pigs take up jogging They from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why should you never invite a pig from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why isnt there a Superpig Its too from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.